Remember hula hoops? Not the snacks. I’m talking about the outsized ring you used to swing around your waist as a kid. I always wound up looking like a spastic belly-dancer trying to air-hump a ghost. Then I realised that girls look infinitely better doing that hula-hoop stuff anyway. So I became a spectator, a [...]
February 22, 2012
The Effect Of The Mass Effect 3 Trailer…
Let’s be clear: I’ve never played Mass Effect. Ever. In fact, I don’t like playing sci-fi first-person shooters. I prefer more “contemporary” based stuff like the Battlefield franchise or horror survival shooters like Doom or Quake (if you’re born in 2001, Google it). I guess I’m just not a fan of laser-guns (Serious Sam is [...]
February 16, 2012
Shank!
I first discovered Shank by accident. lurking in the PSN store. This 2-D side-scrolling beat ‘em up (dev’d by Klei and released by EA) had me hooked from the get-go. It’s cartoon style graphics and over-the-top violence just about made me want to smother myself in honey and M&M’s…that’s how deliriously happy I was. Shank [...]
February 15, 2012
Will It Suck? Fourscore And 7 Vampires Edition…
Sometimes you come across something so ludicrous that a hashtag is not enough and you literally take the palm of your hand and cover your face with it. Today, that something is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Take a minute and read that again. Don’t worry. I’ll wait. Yes. The Great Emancipator, he of the stovepipe [...]
February 23, 2012
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