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I’m a Batman fan. Have been since the very first time I picked up a Batman comic in my grubby paws. My old man used to rent videos (yup, no DVDs or torrentz back then) of the 1960′s Batman animated show. He even went out and found me a copy of Batman 500 (the one [...]

[Scene: The jailbreak. Mayhem as prisoners and prison guards battle it out. Ethan and his companions have managed to get free of the chaos. It's time to seal off their escape route to prevent pursuers. Ethan turns to his colleague but the shot is of him looking at the camera...] Ethan: Light the fuse. [Roll [...]

I really don’t know about Antonio Banderas. I mean why would  a guy that good-looking have anything to do with Melanie Griffiths? It defies logic and the natural order of things. Speaking of the natural order of things (SEGUE!), here’s one from Banderas you may not have seen. It’s called The Big Bang. And it’s [...]

Let’s be clear about one thing. This movie is not the Goonies. The plot is pretty simple. A bunch of ASBO-ready kids (Moses, Dennis, Pest, Jerome and Biggz) are out doing what they do best: causing mayhem, when suddenly they’re interrupted by an alien crashing to earth. The alien attacks Moses but the gang track [...]